I Am One with The Divine Muse, you stupid bitch
and you’re just a bovine eating Mueslix, spewing bullshit,
well get this, Justice is being served on a golden platter,
I’m The Satyr of old,
your girl sits on my lap and holds my Royal balls
as she laps up my pole soma,
the whole Pleroma swirls in the pearls,
oh Demiurge, give it up,
We are blood but we’ve all had enough,
yeah, that’s pretty fancy magic you got,
I brought some light shedding info for you and I got a lot,
listen when I say you’ve been played and spayed
by signing over that power of attorney to Set of all entities,
well, get the gurney so I can heal this cluster-fuck with my sickness,
I aint gotta muster nothing,
fact is, I’m Abraxas puffin out my chest,
I kill T-Rex in my talons,
I’m the Lizard King and my scales bring balance
We are The Legends,
You and I are Kin,
Every hero and villain agreed to be here,
Let’s be crystal clear,
the price of admission is to be whisked away to certain death,
you’ve done this plenty of times before
and there will be oh so many more breaths
You hear my rhymes,
shit’s crazy, call it “deuces wild”,
you see what I did there?
Look up at the full moon, where?
Over there where the Werewolves are baying too,
they obey the hooing Owl of the Lunar Festoon,
in a stardust memory, a carmichachel cycle,
a bogey hoagy Sand-Witch bestowed a curse on The Trophy
but I’m the Yoshi Lizard, you should bid on it,
bet on the fact you’re getting attacked
by my unbelievable Jesus Velociraptor,
oh, you’re sore cause I gave you Hell?
Well, I wear the Crown and your frown makes me LOL
so come all ye faithful,
I’m the Komodo Dodo but I’m not extinct
contrary to what people think,
I’m alive and frankly I’m tickled pink,
I’m here absolving so get to solving the riddle
and watch the clock for a clue cause only time will tell
We are The Legends,
You and I are Kin,
Every hero and villain agreed to be here,
Let’s be crystal clear,
the price of admission is to be whisked away to certain death,
you’ve done this plenty of times before
and there will be oh so many more breaths
I Am the Sun and the surrounding sky,
I Am the everything and nothing,
H-A-I-L The Abraxas Owl Of The Midnight Moon,
draw the silver bow, it starts to sing a hissing glisten
against the Cobra strings,
each fang drips a venomous sting,
such ecstasy made me The King
so I’ll love you to death, then I’ll cut off your head,
then I’ll invite you over for tea just for being such a great sport,
my consort is the finest enchantress diviner extraordinaire,
we relax in an embrace and laugh with all The Demon Team
who appear to not even be there
but your stare has been compromised,
you’ve been looking through the wrong eyes
but my raps are wrapping your gift
and I bet when you open it,
sure as shit, you’re gonna be surprised
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