The Fates are my mates, they fill up my plate
with a heaping helping of Victory,
you lizards don’t mean shit to me
so grizzle is all you see coming to you,
the Furies are my Boo,
They got a bone to pick with you,
you’re as damned as damned could be,
cause when you mess with me,
you mess with my whole Family,
Twin flames shoot from my eyes,
no, I never waste time to hypnotize,
I just vaporize till you’re all fried,
I smile wide cause the flavor of my famous tasty lizzie recipe always brings this King joy and pride
and it’s gonna be motherfuckin fun,
the kitchen is hot and all my Demons are hungry,
the Sun brings the Heat,
oh yes, aint it grand?
Take my hand, I am Pan
and you must understand that I only
wanna keep you out of harm’s way,
The New Day is only an arm’s length away,
the End awaits, comprende?
I’m from another place,
you might as well face it
cause so is everybody,
to the party, you’ve been invited,
I’m delighted to see you again my friends,
now why did it take you so long to remember
your neverending membership to the Crystal Ship?
I’m reminding you of it and the rhymes
that I spit pistol whip the lizard lip
Get this, I got game like Tetris
so let this little morsel of rap rattle
round your earlobes and funnel into your frontal lobes,
listen lizzie sleaze, I’m not Lisa Lobe
so I aint asking you to stay,
I’m making you fake snakes go away
and I don’t need to ask no polite permission,
I’m the Viper, can’t you hear Me hissing
underneath my disses that I’m whipping you with?
Set, you’re my little bitch,
you think you’re the King?!?
Oh, that’s rich,
pander your delusions of grandeur elsewhere fucker,
I aint no saint, I am Pan and I can never muster two shits,
now your drawers are buster browns,
too bad you’re sad, I aint gonna
sing you no sorry ballad of sympathy,
the entire Pantheon’s still cracking up ‘bout that salad you ate with my special dressing,
you glommed up my dominance,
guzzled my peen cream like it was wolf milk and you were Remus or Romulus,
wait till the humans catch onto this
secret code embedded in raps,
I’m armed with Armageddon, better hold on to your hats
I’m from another place,
you might as well face it
cause so is everybody,
to the party, you’ve been invited,
I’m delighted to see you again my friends,
now why did it take you so long to remember
your neverending membership to the Crystal Ship?
I’m reminding you of it and the rhymes
that I spit pistol whip the lizard lip
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