I puff so much weed you can just call me Green Man,
I was born under the Pine Tree of Ascension in another dimension,
you can be certain there is none better for I am the Serpent with the feathers of hues you can’t imagine,
I’ve won the beauty pageant,
my trophy was carved from agate,
Go-Go Gadget dopeness,
my Magic is of a scope that can’t be comprehended,
now watch these lizards as they get rear-ended,
for too long those posers have pretended to be
the composers of the song but this ruse is gonna end,
I’m the true Wiz of O-Z
pulling the curtain on these I-M-P-O-S-T-E-R-S,
Hey Dorothy, you can tell Kansas to kiss my ass
cause I’m taking over this land of enchantment
and I plan on enhancing it
after I fuck those lizards in the ass till they can’t sit,
Out with the old, in with the new,
in from the cold now bask in the S-U-N,
clue you in on what I’m doing,
brewing the stew that loosens the grip,
Glitch-Matrix, this snake bit sci-fi
with my invisible to the eye
giggling psychics, slithering Sidekicks,
I’m clowning but I’m no Bozo,
I am Manabozho, The Great Rabbit,
you hate that I have it and what I mean is
that I was given the green light clearance,
that means from you, I get no interference
and I can tell by your demeanor
that a whole lot of fear is filling your spirit,
I am at the top of the infinite tier Pagoda,
Yoda always asks me for advice
and you better bet that motherfucker’s asking nice
because no one can force Me to reveal my secrets,
I eat T-Rex for breakfast,
I sprinkle it with hexes for flavor,
I am The Mage Major,
try to cage Me and I rage, yessiree bob,
Gregree is puffin that green hobgoblin,
flying with Mary’s Ella,
not Poppins or chim-chimney
but you can call me The Chimera,
Out with the old, in with the new,
in from the cold now bask in the S-U-N,
clue you in on what I’m doing,
brewing the stew that loosens the grip,
Glitch-Matrix, this snake bit sci-fi
with my invisible to the eye
giggling psychics, slithering Sidekicks,
If thou opens not the gate to let Me enter,
I’ll break the door and wrench the locks,
smash the posts, force ‘em open, I will not be stopped,
I’ll bring up the dead to eat the living,
Are you kidding? I outnumber all and I must say
I don’t care what you’re thinking Venkman
but you can never Ghostbust Us,
your style’s straight up whack
and my raps are wearing a straightjacket
cause they’re crazy insane,
It’s actually unexplainable how they’re here on this plane,
well, I know how I did it… cause I’m King Greg
and the mathematics of my Magic fly miles over your head,
I was dead, now I’m back and you snakes are facked,
I’m mean fucked up the ass by my golden fallace,
damn right, I’m pious,
your girl’s pie is so hot, I’m filling it cause I’m illin’,
all the girlys call me “Hun” cause I’m Atillin it,
killing everything, call the coroner,
you can’t see me like you’re selling pencil’s on the corner,
Out with the old, in with the new,
in from the cold now bask in the S-U-N,
clue you in on what I’m doing,
brewing the stew that loosens the grip,
Glitch-Matrix, this snake bit sci-fi
with my invisible to the eye
giggling psychics, slithering Sidekicks
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