I’m Salvador Dali mixed with Aleister Crowley
I got perception like Huxley, I guess that’s why I must be the one
who took scissors to the veil and went “snip”
Now heaven hails to me, all the aliens on my tip
Now you say you hate how I only rap ‘bout myself, huh…
Who else would I rap about? there’s no one as sweltering
I’m Helter Skelter, melt your shelter till you’re exposed
now change your tune you goons or hit the motherfuckin road
I took the wart of a toad and the eye of a newt
Conjured up the newest fuckin flow, you noobs can play my skin flute
and your girl’s kinda cute and she just sent me a text,
I think I’m gonna write my name in pearls across her chest
I’m the best, yes I’m the King but I’m also the Jester
but my flow is no joke, I’m so sick, watch me fester
and unless you want my disses to start raining down from above,
stop with your stupid hating and show me motherfuckin love
I love living this life
I love flowing this nice
My phrasing is blazing every time that I’m spittin’
the most amazing and craziest rhymes ever written
and I’m just doin’ me, son
Who else should I be, huh?
Heard Ad Rock’s advice and decided to listen
No, I’m never gonna change up my style just to fit in
So shield your eyes when I shine on the track
When will you realize you can’t categorize this shat?
I’m talking about my raps cause my flow is the shit
I’m the Wild Card, a shining star, motherfucker deal with it
and stop with the hating, or don’t, either way I’m elated
My bread has been baked, yeah I made it
I’m crazy insane, DMT in my brain
Alien arcade playing this intergalactic game
and I’m winning with my sick, fuckin funky, fresh rhymes
Hello Hi, I fucked your dime, she’s always mine, I never try
I just do, cause I’m fly, rollin’ doobies, getting high
The best sensimilia, your girly feels it
She puffs until she starts to teeter
I told her “if you’re gonna fall, then grab on to my peter”
yeah, I’m thick like can of Pepsi, no fuck that, like a two liter
She told me she likes to eat my peen because my shit is meatier
She squeezed my genius dick, licked it, now my shit’s hard as meteor
I love living this life
I love flowing this nice
My phrasing is blazing every time that I’m spittin’
The most amazing and craziest rhymes ever written
And I’m just doin’ me, son
Who else should I be, huh?
Heard Ad Rock’s advice and decided to listen
No, I’m never gonna change up my style just to fit in
I’m magic when I flow so you know it’s the witching hour
You keep bitching how I use my powers to spray your rhymes with a golden shower
You’re piss poor still, I kiss your girly’s clit till she get’s her fill
I’m it, so ill, hot like a pie ‘fore it sits on the sill of the window to chill
I’m killing these metaphors better than any MC ya’ ever met before
Yeah, I’m living my life so I’m gilding the lily
yeah, I’m touching the sky as I’m filling my philly
with the furry herb, I call that shit “The Billy Goat Gruff”
The munchies hit so hard, you’ll eat a tin can after one puff
Yeah, it gets my lid twisted so I’m rollin’ it up
No, you can’t have a hit so back under the bridge you trolling fucks
Yes, I’m stupendous, I offend your horrendous rhymes
Yes, that is your bad bitch’s lipstick on my suspenders
She loves to get loose, yeah and I’m a seducer
After we bone, I send her home so stoned like she saw Medusa
I love living this life
I love flowing this nice
My phrasing is blazing every time that I’m spittin’
The most amazing and craziest rhymes ever written
And I’m just doin’ me, son
Who else should I be, huh?
Heard Ad Rock’s advice and decided to listen
No, I’m never gonna change up my style just to fit in
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