I’m on my Devil’s throne watching Elvin Jones
playing a hell of a drum solo, look at him go,
using the leg bones of the wicked as sticks on the beat,
call me Papa Legba or King Gregory,
in fact, strike the radical rhythm,
it’s giving me reason to groove,
my hooves are echoing with cloven Pleroma tones,
I’m a smoker, I’m a Joker, I’m a midnight toker,
come here Set my pet, show me your neck
so I can go and choke ya’,
You keep asking me about Alchemy,
lead then, gold now,
taking you from fuckin hopeless
to utter dopeness,
my Flow’s freshness will show you how,
the Owl went and showed me where I stood,
what a startling sight, hard to believe,
I’d love to share if you’d care to see,
You lizzies know I is the One and can’t be beat, you fuckin haters,
so go and eat crow like you’re blowing Gladiators,
I hail from the Estate of Hades,
shit’s a gated community to keep out the puny,
Rooney, I’m taking every day off,
so sorry but you’re too slow and your Sloan is in desperate need
of alone time with my Ferris, that means her favorite ride,
your lady’s at my Hotel California, spread eagle wide
as we 180 and head for the summer of 69
You keep asking me about Alchemy,
lead then, gold now,
taking you from fuckin hopeless
to utter dopeness,
my Flow’s freshness will show you how,
the Owl went and showed me where I stood,
what a startling sight, hard to believe,
I’d love to share if you’d care to see,
Whoever said the One wouldn’t be funny as shit?
Fact is, I’m the rapping Bill Hicks,
King Of The Ill with a Divine license to kill,
O double Seven, my name is O-Z
and Heaven is Hell bent on my return ‘cause they miss me,
What can I say? I don’t blame them,
I begat them all so I became them
because you are Me, do you see the dopeness of it all?
Yes, this is it, You are it, Holy shit,
this is rich and we’re all rolling in it
You keep asking me about Alchemy,
lead then, gold now,
taking you from fuckin hopeless
to utter dopeness,
my Flow’s freshness will show you how
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